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posting a pic

2006-12-27T04:21:02Z

heh im sleepy in this pic :p (and pimpley, yes. fine)

50 things i did this year. again, stolen from mok

2006-12-12T05:21:21Z

amok should start putting a padlock on your LJs lolo

1. Went overseas for the first time
2. Stood up on a surfboard
3. Went to Gold Class cinemas (and saw Borat)
4. Did karaoke in Japan
5. Passed all of my subjects
6. Was on TV
7. Was on radio
8. Made new friends at uni and work
9. Got a pay rise
10. Got a car (which I am still unable to drive)
11. Moved into my sister's old room when she moved out
12. Got broadband, hooray
13. Went to the best concert yet, Ben Folds with the Queensland Orchestra
14. Bought some books (something I haven't done for a while)
15. Started playing basketball
16. Started drinking again
17. Drank a lot of tea and coffee
18. Went to the Sumo Grand Tournament
19. Went to Tokyo Disneyland
20. Put on a few kilos
21. Dyed my hair blonde-ish (after having it brown, red and partially pink for most of the year)
22. Got two blood tests, both of which were "inconclusive" (at least, until the doctor calls me back)
23. Didn't have a single panic attack ALL YEAR WOOOOOO
24. Got really slack with piano playing
25. Kept teaching, increasing my frustration
26. Grew tomatoes in the backyard
27. Applied for radio and TV internships
28. Saw DJ Shadow and Mos Def
29. Saw Sarah Blasko
30. Saw Little Birdy
31. Bought a lot of stuff on eBay
32. Tried unsuccesfully to find a warthog figurine for my dad
33. Sewed cushions
34. Sewed a dress
35. Accidentally ate something fishy in Japan
36. Got my nose pierced
37. Bought a lot of CDS
38. Downloaded a lot of albums (thank you broadband)
39. Saw Snakes On A Plane
40. Cut ties with old friends
41. Tried to think of nine more things
42. Learned a bit of Japanese
43. Took photos
44. Hurt my feet wearing heels
45. Missed my friend Paul, he's been in Europe for a year
46. Got a credit card
47. Got a new chair for my desk
48. Got really into Lost
49. Stopped trying to play guitar
50. FINISHED THIS FREAKING LIST

im also stealing her life lol

tagged by amok

2006-11-14T06:30:29Z

tagged
Write a journal entry with six random facts about yourself. Then, pick six of your friends list and tag them - no tagbacks. These rules should be included in your entry.

1. tomorrow im fucked for
2. i find my love life so ironic and funny- first girl to have a crush on me was my mother's freind's daughter whos mentally retarded. two other crushes people had on me was this other older mentally retarded woman and this very unnattractive girl.
3. i wear boxers
4. pretty much every employer ive been involved with has been a swindling bastard
5. mostly when i wake up in the middle of the night i seem to have to turn on my bedside lamp and keep it on. im very paranoid that someone or something might come to get me in the dark.
6. when im at the computer i seem to always have to chew on something. usually its a pen.

tagging:

you you you you you and you

lets make the most commented on blog entry in the universe

2006-11-13T03:00:56Z

Whoever you are, no matter if i know you or not, please leave a comment. Lets make the most commented on blog entry EVER so we get news time on NBC and make a lot of money by selling the book on our experience!
lets go you guys, experiment time! yay for the joys of science!

god help me. im a fucking blogger :*(

2006-08-21T03:27:42Z

i went walking just before to this nice park place a while down a nearby street.

yaddayaddaihaveproblemsandetc.andstartedrealisatingetc.etc.fuckinghelletc.

any advice will be greatly appreciated. thank u.

hello livejournal

2006-08-06T08:27:12Z

whats up?

brand new livejournal adventures

2006-07-01T11:23:24Z

visit my hot boards:

http://berniecool.proboards28.com/index.cgi

there are currently 3,256 users. ive made all but 2 or 3 of them invisible beacuse they dont want to be visible on there. and also their threads are invisible by request so the place looks awfully desolate. lol that was probly their trick on me :P the bastards! :D na i love em :)

well my last livejournal adventure godamn died

2006-07-01T04:35:45Z

now what do i do? :(
i need new adventures. please supply ideas. thank you.

The Bernies be rocking eet

2006-06-28T08:46:11Z

http://www.myspace.com/thebernies

this is where the story starts, people...

i am the music while the music isnt on

2006-06-27T03:43:27Z

ive been tampering with the idea of making an album. not to actually sell or whatever but for no reason and somehwat for fun.
ill keep you updated even though you dont care

time to do more livejournal adventures

2006-06-22T06:57:31Z

but what about! hmm!...

It Ends

2006-06-20T08:08:25Z

After an 8 hour seige of pwning on the last forum of the wiggle's site, i had no more energy left. and the last few who were on my side departed in exhaustion. i had no choice but to concede.

its over. my empire is finished.
its been a fun time while it lasted though. ah well. time to try to develop a real life maybe. thnx.

bernie I's last stand

2006-06-18T12:18:04Z

all my so called allies have turned against me in my darkest hour. i am writing to you from a hidden forum in the wiggle's messageboard, my last refuge. all the messageboard registerers in the world are pwning my nearly depleted boardys, my final loyal wiggle's messageboard registerers. i had to recruit people who just joined the boards, even if they didnt know how to pwn. they are fighting for their lives up there.
what happened to my empire? :( my sparkling world of gold and me being the bestest. in a matter of days it all turned against me.
its only a matter of time before their numbers out pwn all who i am left with.

I NEED YOUR HELP

2006-06-17T01:17:32Z

our retreat from the russian boards havent gone well. the russian boardys have attacked us in our retreat and we're all over the place. my front line boards are falling one after the other. i need everyone's help i can get. if you can pwn at all, pick up a keyboard and join me. this is serious. i dont know if i can hold them back, or even regroup my boardys in time. they're on the outskirts of the wiggles site now.
shitshitshit.

damnit

2006-06-16T14:03:57Z

my forces went to take over some russian messageboard but as soon as we were going to pwn them we got tongue tied and froze. what went wrong??? :( :( :(
our first defeat. let us hope it will be our last.

AT&T in full retreat!!!

2006-06-13T11:34:00Z

it was a tough fight. but god damnit we won.
i used calculated strategy at the beginning. when i entered the xena boards i acted like a lameo, like i couldnt pwn to save my life. they totally bought this and sent in all their boards registerers from across their internet empire. i came into the field with quarter strength, and acting like i was crap at pwn, i must've seemed pretty damn weak.

Then like lightning from god, the wiggles and nightline complaints site registerers, the war dogs of my empire, struck at all the enemy's main sites- sci fi channel, fox, everybody loves raymond, and seadove's nest boards, which were now barren of boards registerers since AT&T pushed them all into the xena boards front line.
all fell in a second.
Simultaneously, on the verge of my own collapse, i dropped the lameness act and went into full powered pwn and brought in the rest of the boards registerers of my kingdom into the struggle.

and so AT&T starting getting pwned from both sides. men got pwned like leaves in autumn. AT&T grouped together and made a last stand in the Official Petition to Bring Xena Back forum. but it was fruitless. their numerous boards registerers fled in terror. AT&T was crushed. at the climax of the fight, my boards registerers lost control and started out of control pwning and pillaging the neighbouring forums. only my direct intervention snapped them back into order.

btw i think it high time i stopped reading about wars in wikipedia :(

AT & T fuckers

2006-06-12T09:38:23Z

my empire has reached the outskirts of the xena boards. whilst my sworn enemy, AT & T, control the Sci Fi channel boards kharnate.

My empire and theirs have been growing and conquerning lands for a while. we now stand at the doorstep of each other, peering into each other's gaze in a standoff. tomorrow the battle of the xena boards will commence. its going to be bloody, but decisive. my rex hunts fishing world boards caliphrate is going to head the attack.
I will be at the helm of my center division in the midst of it. our only weakness is a lack of pwn reserves. all the pwn thats at the front is all we have right now. but oh what mighty pwn it be.

boring politics and annoying citizentry

2006-06-11T10:45:27Z

god damn political side of being the growing emporer of the internet ><
the boards registerers under my empirical rule are getting pissy because of a lack of everyday needs: beanz, ranking stars, PMs, etc.etc. well i was all like "well get your own >:[" and then they got pissed a bit. so now i have to PM and comment to these people to keep them going god damn them. but i have to supply PMs and comments to the forces on the front. wtf cant they understand that? im not made of resources. wankjobs

btw...

2006-06-10T08:59:55Z

http://www.geocities.com/bernie_i_emperor_of_the_internet

THAT is the correct site that you all should go to. the other one i posted didnt work because it was destroyed by spies and traitors and the like. but this one is the one that works now. thank you.

my kingdom groweth tons

2006-06-10T00:32:59Z

http://www.geocities.com/bernie_i_emporer_of_the_internet

dont let the fact that its a free cheap geocities site fool you. its all part of the grande strategy. im telling you.

i hate coalitions against my rule

2006-06-09T03:30:31Z

as my power spreads, some asshole messageboards have teamed up to try and destroy me. well *does mafia/old person flick of the chin* to U! The allied force against me consists of: a KD Lang messageboard, channel 7 messageboard, wikipedia discussion boards and a plant pruning messageboard. they will, with full strength, attack with maximum pwn cannons at the beaches of my wiggles messageboard territory. i just hope the wiggles messageboard populace will remain on my side even though ive been continually doing systematic pwning of wiggles messageboard people.

ok dudes! empire update...

2006-06-08T03:37:15Z

So i went to this ultra-consirvative website for no reason and without knowing it, i was pwnilating people left right and center and other dimensions which man cannot comprehend. so hey my internet empire increased and im recruiting users from these 2 boards i have now and am teaching them my winning strategy of pwning. they will spread teh pwn as far as the eye can see and the empire will increase up!
all hail bernie I you bastards!!!!!

update on internet empire

2006-06-06T09:30:59Z

so i tried pwning people on a messageboard, and they out-pwned me :( so that battle was lost. my strategy was to pwn the most popular person there, and thus if i succeeded, all the others of lower rank would immediately surrender and offer allegence. but it failed disasterously from the start :(
my cause so needed a victory, and so i chose an easy target. i registered on this Wiggles messageboard and decided for an all out attack. i immediately PMed several high ranking 10 year olds on that site with nothing but swearing and general pwnage, throwing them into confusion, then did a sweeping campaign of pwning everyone in threads, crushing them all in one swift stroke. poor bastards didnt have a chance.

this was a massive victory. from this base i shall go on to conquer more and in time will have my revenge on that other site i got pwned at.
it begins here.

update on how my internet empire/takeover is going

2006-06-04T01:06:43Z

i utterly pwned a fellow in a messageboard. booyah! one battle won so far.

im going to start doing a project

2006-06-01T04:25:55Z

I know i cant ever be a dictator and take over the world physically and via traditional means, so i thought, why not try and be the dictator of the internet?

so for the next couple of weeks im going to try and take over the internet. i will rename myself Bernie I, Emperor of the Internets, when its all happening. so stay tuned as i'll keep you updated on this project.
thank you.