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Wednesday, December 27th, 2006
2:21 pm	posting a pic heh im sleepy in this pic :p (and pimpley, yes. fine) (36 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 12th, 2006
3:21 pm	50 things i did this year. again, stolen from mok amok should start putting a padlock on your LJs lolo 1. Went overseas for the first time 2. Stood up on a surfboard 3. Went to Gold Class cinemas (and saw Borat) 4. Did karaoke in Japan 5. Passed all of my subjects 6. Was on TV 7. Was on radio 8. Made new friends at uni and work 9. Got a pay rise 10. Got a car (which I am still unable to drive) 11. Moved into my sister's old room when she moved out 12. Got broadband, hooray 13. Went to the best concert yet, Ben Folds with the Queensland Orchestra 14. Bought some books (something I haven't done for a while) 15. Started playing basketball 16. Started drinking again 17. Drank a lot of tea and coffee 18. Went to the Sumo Grand Tournament 19. Went to Tokyo Disneyland 20. Put on a few kilos 21. Dyed my hair blonde-ish (after having it brown, red and partially pink for most of the year) 22. Got two blood tests, both of which were "inconclusive" (at least, until the doctor calls me back) 23. Didn't have a single panic attack ALL YEAR WOOOOOO 24. Got really slack with piano playing 25. Kept teaching, increasing my frustration 26. Grew tomatoes in the backyard 27. Applied for radio and TV internships 28. Saw DJ Shadow and Mos Def 29. Saw Sarah Blasko 30. Saw Little Birdy 31. Bought a lot of stuff on eBay 32. Tried unsuccesfully to find a warthog figurine for my dad 33. Sewed cushions 34. Sewed a dress 35. Accidentally ate something fishy in Japan 36. Got my nose pierced 37. Bought a lot of CDS 38. Downloaded a lot of albums (thank you broadband) 39. Saw Snakes On A Plane 40. Cut ties with old friends 41. Tried to think of nine more things 42. Learned a bit of Japanese 43. Took photos 44. Hurt my feet wearing heels 45. Missed my friend Paul, he's been in Europe for a year 46. Got a credit card 47. Got a new chair for my desk 48. Got really into Lost 49. Stopped trying to play guitar 50. FINISHED THIS FREAKING LIST im also stealing her life lol (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006
4:30 pm	tagged by amok tagged Write a journal entry with six random facts about yourself. Then, pick six of your friends list and tag them - no tagbacks. These rules should be included in your entry. 1. tomorrow im fucked for 2. i find my love life so ironic and funny- first girl to have a crush on me was my mother's freind's daughter whos mentally retarded. two other crushes people had on me was this other older mentally retarded woman and this very unnattractive girl. 3. i wear boxers 4. pretty much every employer ive been involved with has been a swindling bastard 5. mostly when i wake up in the middle of the night i seem to have to turn on my bedside lamp and keep it on. im very paranoid that someone or something might come to get me in the dark. 6. when im at the computer i seem to always have to chew on something. usually its a pen. tagging: you you you you you and you (Comment on this)
Monday, November 13th, 2006
1:00 pm	lets make the most commented on blog entry in the universe Whoever you are, no matter if i know you or not, please leave a comment. Lets make the most commented on blog entry EVER so we get news time on NBC and make a lot of money by selling the book on our experience! lets go you guys, experiment time! yay for the joys of science! (17 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 21st, 2006
1:20 pm	god help me. im a fucking blogger :*( i went walking just before to this nice park place a while down a nearby street. yaddayaddaihaveproblemsandetc.andstartedrealisatingetc.etc.fuckinghelletc. any advice will be greatly appreciated. thank u. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 6th, 2006
6:26 pm	hello livejournal whats up? Current Mood: interrogational (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 1st, 2006
9:18 pm	brand new livejournal adventures visit my hot boards: http://berniecool.proboards28.com/index.cgi there are currently 3,256 users. ive made all but 2 or 3 of them invisible beacuse they dont want to be visible on there. and also their threads are invisible by request so the place looks awfully desolate. lol that was probly their trick on me :P the bastards! :D na i love em :) (Comment on this)
2:34 pm	well my last livejournal adventure godamn died now what do i do? :( i need new adventures. please supply ideas. thank you. Current Mood: apathetic Current Music: tick tock tick tock (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 28th, 2006
6:45 pm	The Bernies be rocking eet http://www.myspace.com/thebernies this is where the story starts, people... Current Music: MINE (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 27th, 2006
1:30 pm	i am the music while the music isnt on ive been tampering with the idea of making an album. not to actually sell or whatever but for no reason and somehwat for fun. ill keep you updated even though you dont care Current Mood: hmm Current Music: exactly! (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 22nd, 2006
4:55 pm	time to do more livejournal adventures but what about! hmm!... Current Mood: determined (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 20th, 2006
6:05 pm	It Ends After an 8 hour seige of pwning on the last forum of the wiggle's site, i had no more energy left. and the last few who were on my side departed in exhaustion. i had no choice but to concede. its over. my empire is finished. its been a fun time while it lasted though. ah well. time to try to develop a real life maybe. thnx. Current Music: cheers (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 18th, 2006
10:09 pm	bernie I's last stand all my so called allies have turned against me in my darkest hour. i am writing to you from a hidden forum in the wiggle's messageboard, my last refuge. all the messageboard registerers in the world are pwning my nearly depleted boardys, my final loyal wiggle's messageboard registerers. i had to recruit people who just joined the boards, even if they didnt know how to pwn. they are fighting for their lives up there. what happened to my empire? :( my sparkling world of gold and me being the bestest. in a matter of days it all turned against me. its only a matter of time before their numbers out pwn all who i am left with. Current Mood: the end Current Music: the outside pwning commotion (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 17th, 2006
11:14 am	I NEED YOUR HELP our retreat from the russian boards havent gone well. the russian boardys have attacked us in our retreat and we're all over the place. my front line boards are falling one after the other. i need everyone's help i can get. if you can pwn at all, pick up a keyboard and join me. this is serious. i dont know if i can hold them back, or even regroup my boardys in time. they're on the outskirts of the wiggles site now. shitshitshit. Current Mood: ohfuck (Comment on this)
Friday, June 16th, 2006
11:52 pm	damnit my forces went to take over some russian messageboard but as soon as we were going to pwn them we got tongue tied and froze. what went wrong??? :( :( :( our first defeat. let us hope it will be our last. Current Mood: sad (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 13th, 2006
9:14 pm	AT&T in full retreat!!! it was a tough fight. but god damnit we won. i used calculated strategy at the beginning. when i entered the xena boards i acted like a lameo, like i couldnt pwn to save my life. they totally bought this and sent in all their boards registerers from across their internet empire. i came into the field with quarter strength, and acting like i was crap at pwn, i must've seemed pretty damn weak. Then like lightning from god, the wiggles and nightline complaints site registerers, the war dogs of my empire, struck at all the enemy's main sites- sci fi channel, fox, everybody loves raymond, and seadove's nest boards, which were now barren of boards registerers since AT&T pushed them all into the xena boards front line. all fell in a second. Simultaneously, on the verge of my own collapse, i dropped the lameness act and went into full powered pwn and brought in the rest of the boards registerers of my kingdom into the struggle. and so AT&T starting getting pwned from both sides. men got pwned like leaves in autumn. AT&T grouped together and made a last stand in the Official Petition to Bring Xena Back forum. but it was fruitless. their numerous boards registerers fled in terror. AT&T was crushed. at the climax of the fight, my boards registerers lost control and started out of control pwning and pillaging the neighbouring forums. only my direct intervention snapped them back into order. btw i think it high time i stopped reading about wars in wikipedia :( Current Music: screams (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 12th, 2006
7:29 pm	AT & T fuckers my empire has reached the outskirts of the xena boards. whilst my sworn enemy, AT & T, control the Sci Fi channel boards kharnate. My empire and theirs have been growing and conquerning lands for a while. we now stand at the doorstep of each other, peering into each other's gaze in a standoff. tomorrow the battle of the xena boards will commence. its going to be bloody, but decisive. my rex hunts fishing world boards caliphrate is going to head the attack. I will be at the helm of my center division in the midst of it. our only weakness is a lack of pwn reserves. all the pwn thats at the front is all we have right now. but oh what mighty pwn it be. Current Mood: anxious Current Music: north eastery wind (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 11th, 2006
8:39 pm	boring politics and annoying citizentry god damn political side of being the growing emporer of the internet >< the boards registerers under my empirical rule are getting pissy because of a lack of everyday needs: beanz, ranking stars, PMs, etc.etc. well i was all like "well get your own >:[" and then they got pissed a bit. so now i have to PM and comment to these people to keep them going god damn them. but i have to supply PMs and comments to the forces on the front. wtf cant they understand that? im not made of resources. wankjobs Current Mood: stupid commoners Current Music: the crowd yelling and assorted shit (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 10th, 2006
6:59 pm	btw... http://www.geocities.com/bernie_i_emperor_of_the_internet THAT is the correct site that you all should go to. the other one i posted didnt work because it was destroyed by spies and traitors and the like. but this one is the one that works now. thank you. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
10:21 am	my kingdom groweth tons http://www.geocities.com/bernie_i_emporer_of_the_internet dont let the fact that its a free cheap geocities site fool you. its all part of the grande strategy. im telling you. (2 Comments |Comment on this)